micah holmquist's irregular thoughts and links

If Tinsel Town really wanted to tell an original story...

They'd give us the tale of an organized crime figure that does not have a soft spot for the children in his family. He doesn't like his son, his daughter or any of his nieces and nephews. And then there are his Godchildren. Man, he hates them with a fire that knows no end. When one of them was getting confirmed, he didn't even show up at the church.

Dos anybody else see a problem with this?

Corporations are fast on the way to ruining something as unpure as Black Friday.

 

I bet deer love smart phones.

I'm very worried about the Dark Side tempting Uncle Scrooge.

Little Known Information:

The current culture’s focus on vampires and zombies has allowed ghouls and goblins to have, relative to their admittedly historically low numbers, some of the most productive years in all of their history.

This has lead to a major recruiting drive on the part of ghouls and goblins, who, it should go without saying, formed a united front back in 1991. The current goal is to increase their numbers by over 58% and, in doing so, reach the Next Level of their industry.

How likely is this goal? My analysis reveals that there is a 72.7% chance of success provided they can maintain their current rate of improvement in customer satisfaction.

Here’s something you never hear…

“I should have bet more money on my own horse.”

I’m glad the Supreme Court is finally going to rule on the OJ trial tomorrow.

While watching Hatfields & McCoys last night, I was struck by how for all the “shit”s and “goddamn”s, in olden times nobody ever said “fuck.”

Spring Cleaning makes no sense

Why wait till the weather gets nice to do something inside?

Bandwagons need to adopt more rigorous auditioning processes.