micah holmquist's irregular thoughts and links

You know what would be really funny?

If Harold Camping’s calculations were off by a day and everything happened on May 22.

When the two royal love birds get married tomorrow, I think Rowan Williams should say, “And if you do decide to get divorced. Well, that’s why the Church of England is here.”

Bomb Libya or Lose the World!

You know somebody is going to send the following as a text message today

PLS HLP! None of the people I’ve heard about on tv are on my ballot!

If companies want me to take them seriously…

They will tell me to visit their own site, not Facebook.

I mean get your own web designers or something.

Supermarkets and other retailers should start saying each of their weekly circulars is a “Volume of Value.”

Jobs are overrated by politicians

The American people care far more about paychecks.

Can Cheney have a gun in the hospital?

I was disappointed by last night’s Oval Office address

I thought it was going to be Obama and Martha Stewart showing us how to clean a bird drenched in oil.

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