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The current culture’s focus on vampires and zombies has allowed ghouls and goblins to have, relative to their admittedly historically low numbers, some of the most productive years in all of their history.
This has lead to a major recruiting drive on the part of ghouls and goblins, who, it should go without saying, formed a united front back in 1991. The current goal is to increase their numbers by over 58% and, in doing so, reach the Next Level of their industry.
How likely is this goal? My analysis reveals that there is a 72.7% chance of success provided they can maintain their current rate of improvement in customer satisfaction.