-The United States Mint will announce a new series of quarters featuring U.S. military bases from around the world such as the Marine Corps Air Station Futenma in Okinawa, Japan and the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in sunny Cuba.
That will be followed a series featuring federal prisons.
Despite my misgivings, I will collect both.
-Oprah will end her show early. Tiger Woods will be the guest on the second to last edition.
-Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are conclusively determined to be located in marked grave in a suburban Detroit cemetery. Nobody had previously thought to look there.
-There will be a major riot in the U.S. Uncle Sam is due for one.
-Gen X revolts against Generation Y. They lose badly.
-Every person who reads this and sends me $100 will have a good year. Send me $1,000 and your year will be great. Actually, you don’t have to read this. Sending me the money will be sufficient.