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All through the Bush years who supporters of good stood quiet, unless we were cheering, and now the supporters of evil will not do the same thing. For shame!
(Actually, it appears that some Democrats booed Bush in 2005 when Bush said something about Social Security (Juliet Lapidos, Slate, September 10). How people manage to care about this sort of thing when the occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq are going on is difficult for me to grasp.)
Sources in Heaven tell me that this conversation recently occurred in Heaven:
John F. Kennedy: Well let me tell you , Mary may have been a virgin once but she has some real experience now if you know what I mean.
Robert F. Kennedy: That’s nothing. I just fucked the Marilyns, Chambers and Monroe, at the same time.
Joseph P. Kennedy: Now boys, all three of us could talk about our exploits, but the real question is what are we doing for Teddy. Yes, it has been over 40 years since any of us had to help him out with women, but we have to adjust.
[Edward M. Kennedy bursts into the cloud]
Edward M. Kennedy: My madam called me up the other day to say she had some nice young girls for me to see, so I made an appointment!
Joseph P. Kennedy: See what I mean, see what I mean?