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So I caught a spot of Fox & Friends this morning and one of the hosts asked Billy Ray Cyrus of some kind of heart and father of Miley Montana fame what he thought of Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi being released from a British prison. My first thought was, “although this does make hypocritical, shut up and sing you target of Bill Hicks’ hatred!”
But then I noticed that Geraldo Rivera was also on the couch and taking part in the conversation and then I realized that Fox News should get rid of Mike Huckabee –nobody has watched his show for more than 5 minutes as doing so is impossible- and give Cyrus his own talk show on Saturday night. It could be called Bill Ray Live! and feature contributions from not only Geraldo, but also Mark Fuhrman and Ollie North. Miley Cyrus could be the special youth correspondent –what is she going to say? “Sorry daddy, but I’m too big of a star to appear on lame ass show”?- and OJ Simpson could do a weekly commentary on sports from prison. (If North appears on television, then Simpson should too.) Maybe they could do a very special episode where Fuhrman and OJ get to the bottom of their issues.
At the end of each week’s show, Cyrus and all of the guests and correspondents could line dance to one of Cyrus’ many classic country hits. Oh, what great television this could be!