It is time we all face the truth

A U.S. District Court ruled yesterday that the White House would have to release its visitor logs. So far we know that the likes of James Dobson and Jerry Falwell visited the building as opposed to teleconferencing as we all suspected they were limited to doing (Michael Abramowitz, Washington Post, December 18).

Once the group that received these records because they sued for them, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, digs a bit deeper, I have no doubt that they will find the U.S. of A. is really run by Dick Cheney, Al Haig, the ghost of Scoop Jackson and Oliver North.

Nobody will pay much attention to this, however, because they will be too worried about whether or not big box retail stores are able to make enough money sell items at a 60 percent discount so as to keep the entire economy from collapsing. My guess is that they will not, which is why I am cornering the market on apples and pencils.