Janet Parshall’s America is a great radio program featuring a delightful mix of conservative Christianity and right wing foreign policy. Listen to the program and you will find out that fossils prove that the Great Flood created the Grand Canyon and also that America can not afford to fail in Iraq and thus will not do so.
One thing that really does upset host Janet Parshall, and rightfully so, is when losers bring up WMDs. She will shut them right off and go on a long, less than historical, rant. Parshall is good at those, so it would be foolish of me to call in and talk about that, or anything else that puts a negative light on how wonderful the war on terror is going. So, instead, I think I would like to give her a ring to say:
Hello... Yes, it is an honor to speak with you Janet. You are truly doing God's work.
I don't understand why all these people have to criticize our president. Can't they see that he is doing a good job and nobody has attacked us since September 11th? I'm really afraid that Americans have forgotten their history and will spit on our returning heroes again just like they did in Vietnam.
Parshall would then thank me for being a great Christian patriot who doesn't fall for the lies of the mainstream media.
The only real question would be, would Parshall think I'm stupid?