A small boy was crying yesterday as I made my way across the main street of the American soul that resides in each and every one of us who loves freedom more than God and liberty and more than the freedom to do things that only distract from the urgent task necessary to defend freedom, which is not something to be trivialized at all.
Anyways, the nice boy was distraught over the indictment of Tom Delay on some charge or another.
The young boy, who I call Tommy although I don't know what his name is, wanted to know if America would remain free. I told him, "yes, America will remain free till sometime shortly before Jesus returns with Old Glory in His arms." Tommy was real happy and he ran off to go do drugs, fuck, listen to rap songs, play videogames or whatever it is exactly that the young people of America do today.
The sad truth, however, is that I don't believe what I said. I doubt America will remain free. When I see a good and Godly man like Tom Delay facing the wrath of the courts, I can't help but think that his prosecutor and tormentor Ronnie Earle is angling for a job in the Antichrist's administration, which I guess would actually not contradict what I told Tommy.
But what does contradict is when our dear and sweet and mean and tough as nails President Bush gets criticized for stuff such as disaster relief. When that happens, one would have to be deaf to not hear Osama softly saying, "You Americans suck. I will attack you and you will die."
Yes, Tommy, I'm crying myself now.