The way I was taught to figure things there’s nothing I could tell you about Hurricane Katrina that you couldn’t learn from HK herself, but since most of you are probably too shy to go up and ask, here are some thoughts…
Those tsunami "victims" that we helped out so much a few months ago better return the favor by paying up or we will know they are the bunch of worthless, ungrateful ingrates we always knew they were. God should have wiped them off the same of the Earth.
Speaking of God, He caused this hurricane because He is mad that we Americans haven't killed Hugo Chavez yet, and if you need to ask why God just doesn't kill Hugo Himself, then you might as well be a member of the Community that Paul, or maybe it was Peter, talks about in the popular cinematic classic Six: The Mark Unleashed.
Also, God was trying to show His opposition to President Bush. Otherwise he would have had HK kill Cindy Sheehan.
Most importantly, I’m sure this tragic event will lead to a better America as people learn what is really important and begin to lead their lives in a way that reflects their new understanding of the things that bring us all together and making living really worthwhile in an age such as ours where we have everything but have never wanted more and we lose more than we have ever lost before and yet still realize that what really counts in this crazy world of ours is just right there in the palm of our hands for us to grab onto and use like a beacon of light in an otherwise dark world that God has not yet decided to lift up from the depths of humanity other than when He decides to bless us or curse us.