Welcome to the musings and notes of a Cadillac, Michigan based writer named Micah Holmquist, who is bothered by his own sarcasm.
Please send him email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Micah would appreciate it if you purchased items from Teaberry's Shop.
They'd give us the tale of an
organized crime figure that does not have a soft spot for the children in his
family. He doesn't like his son, his daughter or any of his nieces and nephews.
And then there are his Godchildren. Man, he hates them with a fire that knows
no end. When one of them was getting confirmed, he didn't even show up at the
The current culture’s focus on vampires and zombies has allowed ghouls and goblins to have, relative to their admittedly historically low numbers, some of the most productive years in all of their history.
This has lead to a major recruiting drive on the part of ghouls and goblins, who, it should go without saying, formed a united front back in 1991. The current goal is to increase their numbers by over 58% and, in doing so, reach the Next Level of their industry.
How likely is this goal? My analysis reveals that there is a 72.7% chance of success provided they can maintain their current rate of improvement in customer satisfaction.